America’s favorite genetic outliers, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, have like fourteen kids. So how do they ever find the privacy to do sex to/on each other? According to Brad, there are no secrets in their house: “We tell the kids, ‘Mom and Dad are going off to kiss.’ They go, ‘Eww, gross!’ But we demand it.”
Interesting, we just assumed the kids knew when Brad and Angelina are getting it on by all the golden light and weeping angels coming from the bedroom. Does this mean that the kids also know Angie’s slim-down secrets and are privy to the eternal mystery of Brad’s sentient facial hair? Inquiring minds need to know.
But be honest now Brad, by kiss you mean “Mom is going off to play with knives, and Dad is going to his wing of the mansion to smoke dope while skyping Jennifer Aniston.” Agencies