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Charlie Sheen Wants to Make Mila Kunis a Goddess

Posted by on April 9, 2011 0 Comment

Charlie Sheen wants to add more “goddesses” to his stable—starting with “Black Swan” star Mila Kunis.

Mila Kunis, you’ve never been hotter. That’s why you can do a helluva lot better than Charlie Sheen. The actor/trainwreck is still on the road, bringing his special brand of crazy to the rest of the country. During his recent concert in Chicago, Charlie revealed that he had made his pick for goddess #3— Mila Kunis. “Here’s the good news – my goddesses have already f**king approved her. She’s pre-approved!”

He added, “I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t, trust me, you’re still f**king winning, you’re still winning at that moment.” Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

“I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes… I’m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f**king hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s**t to steal.”

How can she possibly turn down an offer like that? Mila, maybe it’s time to hire a bodyguard and buy a couple of dogs—really big dogs. Agencies

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