Right, so Kate Middleton thinks she can just roll up on London, steal everyone’s hearts, and it’ll be no big deal? Aw hell naw! Kate Moss is here to say that nobody cares about long-sleeved gowns as much as they care about full-frontal nudity.
She might have used a photo that is a teensy bit old, but it’s never been so relevant as it is now. We think that Moss and the Douches of Cambridge need to settle this the old fashioned way: they don their respective gowns and wrestle in a huge bowl of English custard. Agencies